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畢業五十年後共同抒發回憶與心聲的園地
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兩個女人在天堂聊天

1st woman: I froze to death.

女一:我凍死的。

2nd woman: How horrible!

女二:好可怕!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

女一:也沒這樣糟!在冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與沉睡最後就平靜的死了。你呢?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

我是因為心臟病死的,我懷疑我 先生欺騙,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視。

1st woman: So, what happened?

女一:喔,那發生什麼事呢?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

女二:我很確信一定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

我跑上頂樓找又下到地下室然後到每一個櫥櫃並查每一個床下。

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and f! in! ally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了。

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

女一:太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著。
 
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